Why I am not voting for Mitt Romney
Because his name is Mitt. What kind of name is that? It’s a glove that doesn’t have separate fingers. Ick.
Oh, wait. It’s worse than that. His middle name is Mitt. His real first name is Willard.
There is a rule in the Constitution forbidding Willards to be elected President. I am surprised that the media has not picked up on it.
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